Daddy Water

Vodka water with a 2-3 squeezed lemons

Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Jason: Daddy water please

by drunksuburbanhousewife February 16, 2018

Water Packing

The act of putting your bare asshole up to a hot tub water jet so the water sprays into your crack and packs your shit. You will then have the shits for the next week, or day.

Ted: That felt amazing.
Walter: What?
Ted: I just water packed.
Walter: You went water packing?
Ted: Yes.

by Mark Merno October 22, 2011

illegal water

What water is called inside a mariner classroom.

To cop came to the marriner classroom and searched for illegal water.

by lolwut484793ue3j February 17, 2005

arse- water

It is piss like shit

'Damn i've got the runs'

by karwin March 27, 2003

water buffalo

another word for orgasm

Kimothy had 8 water buffalos last night

by Kimothy November 30, 2004

Ice Water

A bad ass mother fucker that doesn't cop out when the heats all about. When it's time to get 3-D, Ice Water is your man. He is not a slave to physics, but he has been known to throw a lawn chair or two. A living legend at The Pontiac in Chicago and also the Buzzard Beach in Kansas City. If you see him, DO NOT APPROACH! He will attack.

Here comes Ice Water, everyone hide your jewelery!

by meatballs June 13, 2008

water noodles

Bad storm, or the potential path of a large storm. This term comes from how the news tries to predict the path of a hurricane, tropical depression, tropical storm, etc. When watching the weather the forcast shows projections in different colors resembling the toy "water noodles" used in the pool. As a result, bad storms are dubbed water noodles.

Man, there are water noodles all over town today. I am going to stay in and watch a movie instead of going outside.

by Twartacus June 30, 2006