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Wank Euphoria

That happy feeling you get as soon as you bust a nut. This only last a few seconds.
-Wank Euphoria
by Dr. Aneurysm May 21, 2016
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son of a wank stain

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain
by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014
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Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 2, 2021
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Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.
Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.
by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011
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tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.
Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.
by Richb1 September 29, 2023
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Plugged Wank

The act of masturbating with an item, usually a butt plug or finger, in one's anus.
I had a brilliant plugged wank last night, the finger made it extra special.
by BritishStereotype November 22, 2014
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wank punch

Hitting someone in a manner of which one wanks
Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.
by litreb July 15, 2024
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