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turtle spank

When someone likes to hear the sound of somthing being spanked
yo turtle spank stop spanking those hams!
by turtle spank February 5, 2018
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Turtle

Super cool and awesome and top
Secret drug that all the cool kids are doing
Do you know where I can score some Turtle?
by Gmoneyhoney$$ November 10, 2019
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Turtle

A TF2 Engineer main whom always sits between their sentry and dispenser desperately trying to repair them both nonstop, which is a very terrible tactic, because almost every class can destroy you, because you're not a tank so you will die from all of that damage.
Engie don't be a turtle!
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Turtle

The opposite of a cheetah.
It took the turtle most of the day to finish the race, but at least the turtle had no quit in him/her, even if it failed.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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I love turtles

Your a vsco girl

Definely
Person1:i love turtles

Person 2:vscoo Girl
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TURTLE

a cool shelled animal that is cool
by TURTLE_LOVER12345 April 12, 2022
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dick turtle

When it's cold outside and your dick becomes very small, like a turtle retracting its head when there's danger outside.
Used as a verb
"Damn! When I took a plunge in that pool and came out, my dick turtled on me and scared the shit outta me!"
"Thank god there were no women to witness it!"
by F-Bomb Thiru July 1, 2017
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