A child or infant who often sneaks in a Turd immediately after changing him or her into a fresh clean diaper...
I was so upset at my Turd Burgler baby for chucking a duck into his pamper right after I changed him.
by J4CKTR1PP3R October 3, 2020
Get the Turd Burglermug. Noun
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
Get the Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turdmug. A guy pretending to be rich, photograbs random photos of women, then later claims them as his ExGFs. Admits to being a womanizer and having lots of firstborn children. When cornered, Turd KupalMooks will bare his teeth and threaten anyone with hacking. This person is so insecure, he brags about having one particular kit as the penultimate proof of being a Gunpla hero collector. He's also a scammer, a bogus buyer and joy-dibber, but is stupid enough to purchase a kit from a Shopee seller just so he can give the seller a 1-star rating, thinking it would matter, because he thinks the world of himself.
by TheLingeringSaint March 19, 2022
Get the Turd KupalMooksmug. All the liberal nincumpoops from the northern states that come down to Florida from November to April trying to escape the cold and the brain dead democratic policies they voted for. They can be easily spotted by how pale white they are, how slow they drive and how completely unaware they are when it comes to life in general. The only logical place for a snow turd is catching a ride around the bowl of a toilet.
“It took me forever to get to the beach with all the traffic and now I can’t even find a parking spot, all these snow turds need to leave.”
by IntentoShred March 5, 2023
Get the Snow Turdmug. Also known as Styrofoam Packing Peanuts. Those little foam bits meant to protect a product that was shipped in a box. Often white, and thus also referred to as 'Ghost Turds'
1. Michael opened the box, and had to dig through all the Ghost Turds to take out the tiny statue he had bought for his collection.
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
2. Jeanette watched her cat jump into the box, then come out of it quickly, it's fur static and covered in styrofoam peanuts.
"Awww, Waffles, you're covered in Ghost Turds!"
by VampireTate May 13, 2019
Get the Ghost Turdsmug. When a discharge of Santorum
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).
by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022
Get the Dick-Turdmug. Natalie: Why is there a piece of shit stuck to the back of the toilet ?
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
Bill: Not sure but maybe those White Castles last night are to blame.
Natalie: It won't even go away after repeated flushes !
Bill: It was a real power turd.
by cutthecards December 6, 2023
Get the power turdmug.