turd unit

When someone is being a shit head you call them a turd unit

"Hey have you seen Marc's photo? He's a right turd unit"

by Jay83 October 21, 2015

turd burper

A man who has an obvious tendency to brown nose other men in the workplace.

Able the turd burper just became our supervisor on Monday.

by SteakAlwaysMadeMeEatMyLimaBean March 30, 2016

Bush Turd

When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.

Me and John were trying something new last night and it turned into a bush turd.

by futuregoggles July 3, 2019

Turd carter

A turd carter is someone who transports shit from septic tanks

What do you do for a job? Me? I’m a turd carter

by Puffyjohnson November 5, 2019

Turd

When someone you like does something silly/mischievous to you.

Jimmys such a turd, he just splashed water on me

by ToDoList November 16, 2019

Turd Starter

A person that is always instigating and stirring up problems. A nicer alternative to the phrase “shit starter.” May be used by a non threatening person.

Jayson is always bringing up things at Friendsgiving. He is such a turd starter.

by AGayFromTX November 17, 2019

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.

1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019