Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014

sexual horsing

Sexual horsing is when an horse keeper gets out of control and decides to molest a horse

Dude bella over there is sexual horsing

by rape artist December 26, 2021

cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

As strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

Used to describe extremely strong coffee, or any other beverage that is stronger than expected.

This coffee is as strong as stud horse piss with the foam farted off

by anonymous January 22, 2025

horsed the duck

A variation of "screwed the pooch". Visualize duck stepped on by horse.

What a screwup. He horsed the duck.

by barber of seville January 19, 2018

horse

everyone knows what a horse is

-so what is a horse?
-yes

by Zomino March 19, 2022

Bangin' horses

An act not limited to, but includes placing a wager on a race horse and winning that wager.

Tommy is bangin' horses really well today.

by Lour-des Monster February 4, 2020