straight jacket ratchet

When them hoes is so ratchet they should be wearing nothing but a straight jacket.

Hey, have you seen Christina? That hoe is so ratchet she be straight jacket ratchet!

by David "D-Na$ty" Locher February 7, 2018

straight gay whore

straight guy who works as a gay prostitute

The guy is not a gay but he sell sex to gay guys. He is straight gay whore

by Goodchild June 21, 2018

straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*

“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis”

by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019

Straight Out of the Can

In gaming or life, a person or group so bad at whatever that in utter frustration you either want to rage quit but instead type in public chat "You are straight out of the CAN". They then ask in anger "Whatcha' mean?!?!", and you say "The Trash Can". You know, like Oscar the Grouch.

You say to the randoms in this mission 'You Guys are "Straight out of the Can" . You suck!!!'

by FujiYugi May 25, 2018

Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.

Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.

by Stachebra October 6, 2022

Straight Outa Compton

1. One of the most influential rap albums
2. A shitty movie without Ice Cube.

1. Straight outa Compton was a good album!
2. wtf is this?

by A Grammer Nazi April 18, 2018

open ended straight

When you are a straight person (attracted to women) and you occasionally give sloppy toppy to the homies, 100% homie proof

"Yo, you know that Tom's open ended straight right?"

by oricadia July 23, 2023