russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

russian poolet by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

russian food 

It's fucking grouse, it tastes like dog shit. I recommend throwing it out the window or at your evil Russian step mum.

Evil Russian; come and eat we are eating Russian food.
2 seconds later.
Evil Russian; why is the window smashed?!

russian food by Not a Russian December 2, 2016

russian4bride.com 

A great Russian and Ukrainian brides dating site

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russian4bride.com by Russian4Bride December 4, 2016

Russian skinny jeans 

Tight tapered track pants worn typically by soccer players or overweight middle aged russian men. Complemented usually by a borscht-stained whife beater and a gold chain.

Boris drank too much vodka and soiled his Russian skinny jeans.

Russian skinny jeans by theejaybles December 10, 2016

russan 

Loving person that would do anything for her friends and family but if only with respect and she can also get crazy sometimes but keeps it together when needed

I saw Russan the other day. She had a lot of fun at the party but didn't do what other people were doing

russan by Sarah fries chicken December 25, 2016

Russian titty fuck 

It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger

I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger

Russian titty fuck by Ianaldrich January 12, 2017

Russian Snack 

A (slang) term which describes the action of intimate oral activities such as kissing, oral sex etc., partaken with a close relation, i.e. close or near family. Most commonly shared out of sight and/or in secrecy.

The term was likely concieved on the internet in communities relating to questionably legal porn sites.

"Was watching telly with my sissy and she said she was feeling hungry, so we went and had a Russian Snack."

"I didn't like most of the food at the party, luckily mum had a Russian Snack saved for me out the back"

"Darn it! We're outta fried pickles, and your mom just drove to town.. Quick Hannah, grab the moonshine, lets have a Russian Snack"

Russian Snack by I-Dont-Have-A-Proper-Pseudonym January 13, 2017