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Red Kryptonite

This is a person in which you typically would not be attracted to for a variety of reasons. Probably someone you wouldn't even be friends with. Yet for some unknown reason, when you are around this person, you start acting out of character. Your brain short circuits; common sense goes out the window; and your body goes into overdrive. You start disregarding your regular social norms and sometimes moral code. You want to act on purely erotic and selfish emotions. This person becomes an adrenaline rush. You become addicted, wanting the next high. Yet when they aren't around, you are back to your typical good person self. The best course of action is to avoid the red kryptonite because the price you will pay is rarely worth the experience.
That man is the red kryptonite to my inner Clark Kent, and I'm about to go very, very bad.
by FrancescaBella September 13, 2017
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Red Buddies

A group of people who have red crayola pencils underneath their ears and are also called the red dummies by green buddies. They hate green buddies.
The red buddies are a group who hate the green buddies.
by Red Buddies November 9, 2019
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Red Camaro

Here comes Joe, he is so red camaro
by Reddirt June 27, 2017
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Imperial Red

When a man wears a crown whilst he is smashing a girl on her period. He becomes royalty after he preforms this act.
Did you hear Riley gave a lot lizard the imperial red?!
by LDK Limited February 1, 2022
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red velvlety

A fucking idiot furry that fails to be funny in every way possible because they are a shitty pngtuber
If you are subscribed to red velvlety you have no life
by Yidits8ts April 28, 2022
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red 102.3

The best radio station ever in Carlisle PA which plays new country and the legends.
Red 102.3 is the reason I don't lock my knob on Bob!
by Hank The Redneck August 18, 2017
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red checkers

It occurs when your nuts are raw and chafed from a full night or weekend of nonstop hot sweatty sex.

Can also occur on long or rainy motorcyle rides
"Hey John, Why ya walking funny? Red Checkers?'

Yup, My ol' lady was a wildcat last night.
by critter911 March 2, 2010
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