by Slovenize March 31, 2022
by TheLostCapo January 05, 2022
When you fuck a girl really fucking hard all night because you had to much to drink and now you're seduced easily and when you're fucking her both of y'all turn in the opposite direction like a drill and a screw then you fall asleep and when you wake up your dick is Bearly hanging on and it's all twisted with a purple tip .
Dad ; damn my dick hurts
Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something
Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
Son ; why did I hear the bed move around a lot last night , it sounded like you were drilling something
Dad ; I was drilling your mom and now I have a purple tip
by AlexBigDick April 10, 2016
What an observer says to a sycophant when they are glazing someone so hard that the dick of the aforementioned person starts turning purple.
Daniel: "Jake, oh my god, you are so smart, dude. Straight As on all three tests? Bro, how do you do it? You're insane!"
Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
Daniel's Bro: "Alright, that's enough Jake, it's turning purple."
by TheGlazerizer3000 October 22, 2023
When you have to take your partner to the ER because they are imploding from the inside. Usually do to bad tacos, this is not a form of food poisoning but instead a side effect of ending for more than 2 years.
by Thunder m0nkey April 27, 2024
The Purple Cart medal is presented to retail employees who have been injured/wounded in the line of duty.
I served with her in Grocery Division, Fruit Battalion, Bananas Company. She was an awesome SNCO and was awarded the Purple Cart for injuries sustained during COVID-19.
by Boxman45 December 10, 2023
by ...Topaz September 15, 2022