by snhdhfbcjjejwen February 13, 2018
Get the battery packmug. A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
Get the Half Packed Pickle Punchmug. by mpc6q7 September 28, 2013
Get the wolf pack kiss of deathmug. by sexy boi 100 February 19, 2018
Get the pack sexmug. "Aye bro you packing cake?"
"Its triple layer dude, GDP, Durban and this fire wax i got from my boy B!"
"Its triple layer dude, GDP, Durban and this fire wax i got from my boy B!"
by anonymous March 28, 2022
Get the Packing Cakemug. The reefy reefy yum yum that the brothers scoob and shag get toasted and roasted. Aka the funny clover 300.
by Wormyth March 21, 2022
Get the Scooby-doo packmug. An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
Get the fanny packmug.