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Jesus Nut 

There are a number of different meanings for Jesus Nut among the commonest are:-

a) In US Army slang, to describe something or someone vitally important to an enterprise. Said to come from the mythical Jesus nut that, supposedly, holds on a helicopter’s rotors.
b) In US Army slang, as a term of contempt for someone with an over-inflated opinion of themselves.
c) An overenthusiastic Christian.
a) Jonesie's workin' on the radio again.
Yeah! He knows it's the goddam Jesus Nut when we're on patrol tomorrow.
b) Look at that STRAC REMF struttin' round. Who's he think he is, Jesus Nut to the whole goddam war?
c) That padre is a real Jesus Nut!
Jesus Nut by Croatalin December 6, 2013
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He-nut butter 

love juice that comes out of your spam javelin
chris evans likes his he-nut butter
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to ejaculate with the force of a shotgun
OH FUCK NIGGGAAAA HE MEGA NUT HER HEAD OFF.
Mega nut by Papa gnoogi February 5, 2018

half-nut 

a person who is a bit slow and dim witted, due to the fact that only half of the sperm (aka. "nut") that reached the egg, made it through the wall of the embreo...leaving the fetus (and forthcoming person) lacking in some basic skills and cognitive understanding of anything
Dude : "Does that guy realize he's hitting on his boss's wife or does he just not care?"

Other Dude : "He wouldn't know either way. The poor guy is a half-nut from some inbred trailer-town in some forgotten county"
half-nut by Robert Mariani February 16, 2008

gutter nut

(n or v) - the act or process of inserting one's nuts into a recipients ass
"Dude, I was gutter nutting my boyfriend all night!"
gutter nut by J Hard On January 14, 2009

Be on the nut

Because of Covid, I'll be on the nut soon, and will lose my apartment!
Be on the nut by talk2me-JCH2 February 17, 2022

under the butt nut hut 

another name for men's boxers. for women a bra is called over the shoulder bolder holder.
if a girl bra is called over the shoulder bolder holder, then what is a boy's boxers called? under the butt nut hut?