Suck your dick drunk

Getting drunk to the point of offering your friend fillatio for mo reason whatsoever.

It is several steps above " I love you guys".

Hey Corey, I'll "suck your dick"

"Suck your dick drunk"

by Ushiri Manko July 18, 2018

Quadriplegic drunk

The act of being so incredibly and viciously over intoxicated, that you lose the ability to control your body, on a range from barely able to walk, to barely able to move at all.

I got absolutely quadriplegic drunk last night, I was barely able to get out of bed for days.

by sketchyoperator August 16, 2024

Pumpkin Drunk

Being so intoxicated that you are willing to have sex with that "thicc"-looking pumpkin on the front page.

"Dude, you hooked up with Phoebe last night you gross f***."-Brad

"I don't want to hear anything. I was pumpkin drunk."-Chad

"Fair enough."-Brad

by H_Balls99 May 23, 2018

drunk knee

The syndrome that affects the knees following a heavy night of drinking and falling on one's knees.

That night at Ryan's left me with a bad case of drunk knee.

by Gordon Towns March 25, 2017

sleep-drunk

When you feel silly when you’re really tired.

“Billy, I told you to go to sleep and stop being sleep-drunk!”

by littelmittleshittle February 04, 2023

Sleep drunk

The feeling once you first wake up and your brain is all slushy and you can’t really process anything. Sorta half awake and half asleep.

That was a statement of my sleep drunk moment. The statement :bring tomorrows to picnic tomatoes.

by Ashybutthole June 27, 2022

Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.

Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"

by bug boy June 21, 2022