friend drunk

when you and your friend(s) become delirious and seemingly drunk from each other’s vibes with no alcohol consumed - this may present as human zoomies, excessive giggling and an inability to form coherent sentences
(Also known as girl drunk)

“what have you two been drinking?”
“oh, nothing - we are just friend drunk!”

by lavender haze December 18, 2023

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Drunk Land Whale

A fat, drunk woman that actively pursues you in a bar, or a club setting.

Damn. Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying my tab to save my life.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023

Drunk

Like an uncle, only drunker.

When you need to hold on to something to prevent yourself from falling off the earth, that's when you know that you're drunk. (Or you're an Uncle)

by Iwillshove59fuctosupyou May 10, 2023

Drunk Uncled

Verb
Past Tense
When a person has been duped, tricked, confused, bamboozled, misled, or swindled by an act so bizarre and nonsensical it defies logical explanation--like being cornered by your drunk uncle at a family gathering.

"Woody drunk uncled me again, so somehow I'm paying for dinner."

by GCWrites August 22, 2023

drunk

When you drink alcohol to the extent that your mental and physical capabilities are impaired. You might experience drowsiness, lack of coordination, vision problems, and more.

Note: you can't give real consent when you are drunk or high.

Person A: Dude, did you hook up with me last night?
Person B: No way, you were drunk as hell. I wouldn't do that.
Person A: Oh, okay, thanks.

by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023

Junk Drunk

The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.

I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.

by PottyMouth73 October 8, 2023