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First Ladies First

motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.
The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
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SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!
SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.
by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011
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cheesy lady

A lady of cheese who has a pink Afro
by Calamity.exe November 10, 2022
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Lady

Women who takes care of herself self, from the money she makes have $ex with men.

Classy whore
Roster of multiple men
She’s a lady, but not a keeper.
by Happy! December 6, 2024
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Lady

Folks, we have had an incredible time tonight
Thank you for coming out
But we gotta go home
This one is for the ladies
The beautiful, lovely ladies of Mississippi
And maybe Memphis, and maybe Tennessee
You guys have been fantastic
If you've had too much to drink, please don't drive home
We want you safe and sound
So you can come back here for year number 27, next year
Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest (c'mon, sing it out)
(You're there when I need you)
(You're there when I need-)
(I'm gonna need you)
A long time ago, I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Look around you, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart
And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need-
I'm gonna need you, yeah
So, lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor making me want you somehow
So, lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Maybe, I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you
Lady, I do
I want a lady
I want a lady
I want a Mississippi lady
Oh, oh, I want a Sam's Town, lady
Self stars, you've been fantastic
Thanks very much for being in the live part
We'll see you next time
by Death Menace September 25, 2023
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Lady Love Envelope

I'm going to thrust my throbbing truncheon deep inside your lady love envelope
by Brian and Geoff August 21, 2016
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lady jam

the jam that comes out of a women`s vaginal area that usually appears during ones period
by big mommy 149 May 20, 2022
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