Jazz The Human

NOT THE FUCKING MUSIC GENRE. Jazz is a mistake to human kind. Jazz is typically used as a nickname for the name ‘Jasmine’ bUT WILL RAGE QUIT IF ANYONE DARES CALL THEM JaSmiNe. Jazz is never and will never be a homosexual, contrary to popular belief. They’re hair is shit along with they’re taste and they need to stop eating fat bastard. They could also be considered an “athlete” but not really lolol. Probs dead.

Wow is that Jazz The Human, I have them on snapchat (jazzatthedisco) and instagram (axiom.of.jazz) YOU SHOULD ADD THEM TOO THEY REALLY TICKLE MY PICKLE

by Axiom.of.jazz May 17, 2019

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human turret

Someone who stares at you from across the room before sneaking up on you when you're not looking.

Why is Tom staring at me?
Probably just a human turret, being new.
See creep.

by Derpinson April 7, 2014

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Human Fentipede

A neat line or group of individuals who are under the effects of fentanyl or other street narcotics that exhibit the typical bent-over pose.

I was driving through Downtown L.A and say a bunch of people on fentanyl all bent over in a perfect line and thought, “wow.. the Human Fentipede.”

by RIPInfamousGhostline March 18, 2025

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Human

A human is a dumber version of a monkey that causes harm to all life forms including their own species. Humans destroy their home, named 'Earth' because of the need of slight convenience in their lives.

"I fucking hate humans" -Earth

by DuckWithToast May 21, 2023

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The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025

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