Hairy Cheese

The leftover semen crusted on an anus after anal intercourse.

Dang Brad. You have still have some hairy Cheese after last night.

by Schneven November 5, 2017

cheese puffs

noun- its the pubes of a ginger normally erect

shes got some cheese puffs!

by lennonisacon March 11, 2017

cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

asshole cheese

the sweaty meat on the inside edge of the anus

id do anal with her but i dont want my penis sticking to her asshole cheese

by michaeloconnell January 18, 2017

Cheese puff

Donald trump

The cheese puff is president now.

I will never eat cheese puffs again because of him.

by Stacy j. 69696969696 January 28, 2017

Cheese cat

A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese

It’s a cheese cat

by Beansssssssssss March 20, 2020

Soda Cheese

A solution made to be one of the most disgusting substances on earth. Multiple components with no relation were added to create Soda Cheese. The ingredients are as follows:

-1/2 Sprite
-1/3 milk
-1/6 Dr Pepper
-10 Tic Tacs (per pliter)
-1 twilzzler (per pliter)
-5 mini marshmallows (per pliter)

This mixture is first allowed a period of 24 hours to ferment. It is then blended to a thin consistency. Next, the solution is contained in a cow's bladder, and forced through the digestive track of a recently deceased giraffe. The sheep's bladder is cut open with an overly rusted spoon, and the liquid is separated into pliters.

Employee: Hello, how may I help you?

Customer: Hi, I would like to purchase one pliter of Soda Cheese.

by Dr. Cocoa November 29, 2012