ass bastard

The name for a person so foul or stupid that they could only have been conceived out of wedlock through anal sex.

George W. Bush is a real ass bastard.

by Tim Mad Dammit July 24, 2008

Grown-Ass

Referring to the age of a person. Same as Grown, but with emphasis.

My mother wants to know why I don't I call her anymore, because I'm a grown-ass man, thats why.

A grown-ass man should not be on welfare.

by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze October 4, 2004

ass master

A dude who's really good at butt-fucking.

Gay dudes call Lamar the "Ass Master!"

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

sexy ass

Adjective. Used to describe someone or something that is attractive. Does not have to refer to the back end of the object, simply to the way they appear. Can also be used with suitable prosodic features to be sarcastic.

''That's one sexy ass guy''

by Hannah Watts November 3, 2006

Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

Pillow Ass

an ass that is super soft. an ass the wobbles without effort.

Man, that broad looks like she got a pillow ass! Look like a bowl of jell-o under there!!

by vinchap February 16, 2005

ass clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

This looser calling my tech support hotline is a real ass clown.

by A'ss K'loun January 30, 2003