Max

a fucking loser with no friends and no father figure and a border jumper. No game and a failed abortion.

"oh here comes max he probably has herpies"

by kikidibs September 16, 2022

max and mariah

Two people meant to be in love forever. The thought of them not being together is HORRIFYING. Max is a silent, sweet boy while Mariah is a fun outgoing person. They say opposites attract, and and in this case it's true.

Max and Mariah sitting in a tree...
You know the rest.

by Addison.Edwards May 4, 2018

heat to the max

a guy who is reall hot or it is also used to descirbe a hot day

Did u see tat boy he was heat to the max!

Today was heat to the max

by Danielle-08 March 29, 2007

max knouse

Max Knouse has great hair and he is really HOT!!!

Max Knouse any wanna hang out
Sure I mean...YESSSSS
OK JEEZ

by Baseball 19283768 November 29, 2017

max dick

It defines the small pussy/dick that Max has ;)

Max Dick is like a small hair straw. Max dick

by SämstaMålvakten December 12, 2016

Max

Max is the type of boy that can’t actually drive legally even though he still drives and it bothers him when girls wear hats when they don’t usually wear hats. He also thinks he’s funny when he makes jokes

Did you see what that boy did he’s such a max

by anonymous November 20, 2021

Max

A manwhore who will sleep with just about any gender despite being a virgin and having a girlfriend. Personality is insufferable and is overall a pain in the ass in more ways than one. Everyone including yourself loves them and wants to be/is his friend.

God, Max is such a bitch. Can't wait to hang out with him later.

Stay away from Max, he slept with four people last night. Wish he would notice me...

by Mothica January 29, 2022