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Life roulette

Someone who plays Russian roulette with everybody else's lives is playing life roulette
Lindsay played life roulette with other peoples lives until people started ending up dead, in a jail cell, or with irreparable damage done to their lives, families, homes, and so on.
by Solid Mantis December 30, 2019
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Life race

A subtle and possibly unspoken life milestone competition between a group of friends or peers. Competition milestones may include but are not limited to: engagement, marriage, Home purchase (size, price, location), first child, second child, best job title, most money made, and largest penis.
Wow, check out Kevin’s 4 bed 4 bath mansion in Bronxville. He’s definitely leading in life race.

I was working on Dave’s taxes last month. His W-2s put him in the high income bracket in life race. However, I’ve been in the locker room with Dave and his income is offset by his below average size junk
by cyril o'reilly May 7, 2018
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Life is a disco

A production company that makes Music, Games and websites, They also offer Mobile DJ Services
I booked life is a disco to DJ my party
by JonesR662 May 18, 2022
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the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.
When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.
by von groovy March 24, 2019
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Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
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fondue of life

Nephiral : I dipped my fruit in the fondue of life last night
Kappa : No way man! :O
by Nephiral August 15, 2017
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frog life

A fuck nigga who bangs old ladys that look like a toad in a squatting possion
by anonymous January 28, 2023
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