When conditions are perfect (e.g. You are sitting on a flat to semi-concave, non-porous surface) and you release a fart that cannot immediately escape the confines of your ass cheeks. The fart will remain in place until you shift your weight or raise at least one ass cheek to "pop" the blister.
by Jdubyalker December 27, 2012
Get the Fart Blistermug. by buffybean November 27, 2012
Get the fart cavemug. It is a school boy that always has to fart in that one class that no one likes and gets kicked out of class
by Grehdjvjrirggfrhvxfg February 4, 2020
Get the Fart boymug. 
tourament of eldery females held like cattle in a corner for not more than 3 seconds while elderly men try to pass gas. the winner is the women who holds her breath without dying
by bobber astyrwhole September 21, 2013
Get the fart tourneymug. by Greg October 23, 2004
Get the fart yoinkmug. The act of collecting the fart in your fist and then releasing it near your nose to enjoy the evanescent fumes while they last. Usually performed when someone is alone.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
Usually performed to get high when out of drugs.
"John you gotta find your bitchass some work instead of fart fisting on my couch all day!"
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
Matt ran out of stuff to get high on and then he finds about fart fisting!
by fartmongrel September 28, 2011
Get the Fart Fistingmug.