Shank

Means to Fail at something.
Made famous by some teenage boys in Bloemfontein, SA

Guy: That girl just rejected me

Other Guy: Man, you are such a Shank in life! Oh my God!

by TheLorax September 16, 2009

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 26, 2009

Sankirtana

1) A girl who is infatuated with Justin Bieber

Ugh, look at that tween in her Justin Bieber t-shirt, she is such a sankirtana!

by mista-fly April 5, 2010

Shank

Hebrew slang for transsexual man or woman, it is only used as a noun. The etymological origin of the word is descendent from a famous German Jewish Icon called Shankovich. He was an urban legend among the oppressed Jewish community in Munich under the Hitlerian Regime starting from 1938. Thus the Shank was applauded by his Jewish family members and community he was kidnapped by the Leibstandarte SS Adolf Hitler (LSSAH). The young man had been traumatized by the violence of the rapes he suffered from the members of the Hitlerian entourage. This distress leads the Shank into performing on himself a castration ceremony that was followed by a surgical procedure of sexual change. Sadly the word Shank is now used with a very negative connotation as it describes in Hebrew either a man who suffered from carnal anal acts with no consent, a man who lost his virility or simply a transsexual person.

e.g:
1)"You are such a Shank."- insult
2) "Don’t call me Shank, I’m sorry that you couldn’t accept the new me; I am a woman now and I’m proud."- Claim
3) "Yesterday I saw a Shank in front of the Moulin Rouge in Paris, a very horrible and disturbing image."- Gossip

by first-class-citizen April 27, 2010

shank

the most baller alcoholic beverage EVER. made by the mix of vodka and the most g drink, sunny, motha fuckin, d. Loved by kids and collage students around the world. ever.

Dam girl, this shank is making you look fabulous

by Dethkock August 5, 2010

shank

noun; a particularly thick cock, verb; to shank a girl with a thick cock

as in "shank of love" or the Irish "shank o' love"

by shankster31 August 7, 2010

shank and go

the act of shanking and walking away as if nothing happened. i.e a drive by shank

scream
Officer:did you see what happened to this inmate?
inmate:nah i think it was a shank and go

by OCaesarC September 3, 2010