This is sausage to me

Basically just I don’t care

Person a: did you know that you can fit a raccoon up your ass?
Person b: bro, this is sausage to me

by I may or may not be gay January 5, 2020

Sleeping Bag For Sausages

A synonym for vagina

Did you hear? Stephanie is renting out her sleeping bag for sausages. I can't wait to rent in for myself ;b

by BasicByotchIvy August 1, 2020

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

Suck a meat sausage

Suck a dick but without actually saying it

You know what bitch suck a meat sausage
I be u like sucking meat sausages hahaha

by Gabby7807 January 25, 2021

Not a sausage

This phrase means that the particular thing that you are looking for is not immediate sight of you and can see anyone or thing of that group.

Person 1: wow I cannot see and naked elderly women on this nudist beach
Person 2: ye wow man there's not a sausage

by Confusedbloke January 29, 2021