smoking

The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment

If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

smokivation

act or process of using smoking weed as a motivating factor (noun)
pronounced: smoke-ih-vay-tion

“i need some smokivation. wanna smoke after i finish this quiz?”

by lilzumi November 18, 2025

Smokin’ Farts

When a sports fan can no longer jump around in excitement while watching games because their team’s season ended & now has to sit & watch other games on the couch while breathing in their own farts (because they can no longer jump around their house in excitement). Depression from their team being eliminated causes them to become immobile on their couch during all following games.

Brett is gonna be smokin’ farts the rest of January since his favorite team just lost to their biggest rival in the playoffs. He no longer has the ability to get up & fart away from his wife while watching other games as he’s too depressed. Now his wife will inhale his farts as well, unless her team is still alive as she’ll watch in another room.

by JohnnyDarkEyes January 12, 2026

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011

red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.

Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids

by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017

The Smoking Tree

The Smoking Tree (noun) is that one place at or near your high school where all the where stoners would go to smoke with minimized fear of getting caught. For example, at my high school the smoking tree is so big, it's leaves/pines conceal the smokers inside, so they will noy get caught.
The Smoking Tree refers to any place, not just huge trees, where people can smoke safely.

"Yo Tyrone, lets go drive to The Smoking Tree

during the lunch break so we can roll up this fat blunt."

by Yaboi AV November 2, 2017

j smoking

Joint smoking

J smoking in the house

by Lil Kuzi May 2, 2018