Sloppy Dallas 

You girlfriend/sister packs two fat lips with Copenhagen and gives you a vigorous blow job

“Hey can we try that sloppy Dallas thing you learned at a truck stop”

Sloppy Dallas by Moistcumsandwich April 24, 2021

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

Sloppy jalopy Bryant by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

Sloppy joe

Any (S)an (J)acinto 1st street gang member.

Fuck a Sloppy Joe & their dead homies

Sloppy joe by Slogans June 11, 2021

Sloppy Butt Smush 

The sexual act of two parters dressing up in each others clothes after eating buckets of spicy chili, spreading their butt cheeks, and smushing them together as hard as they can, and letting all the built up pressure of the chili out by aggressively shitting into each others anal cavities, spraying burning hot diarrhea all over the room while each partner screams in terror of the thought that they will have to clean it all up with their tongue

YO Butt Fucker 3000, me and this random ass person i met behind a mcdonalds parking lot did a sloppy butt smush and there were like 30 people filming! NOW GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN OATMEAL! 😟🐸🦧💯💩🥵🔥😳😱🥶😩🍌😎😬😎🥸🤞🥵💯🔥

Sloppy Butt Smush by Mad PP game June 24, 2021

Sloppy dallas 

Packing a massive lip and giving a blowjob to someone

Hey babe imma give you a sloppy dallas

Sloppy dallas by Jelly bob July 8, 2021

Sloppy Snail 

After a chick was just creampied by another guy, you stick your penis in and pull out with his cum on your penis and slide it across the chicks back, leaving a cum snail trail.

Yo bro, after you finished I came and gave her a sloppy snail and dipped.

Sloppy Snail by Crab E Pat E July 15, 2021

sloppy wizard 

This sexual position is accomplished when a beautiful woman lies down on a bed. An incredibly polite man stammers at her and makes excuses in a chanting fashion. Eventually both people get themselves off as the awkwardness reaches climactic levels.

The only way he could please a woman is giving her the ole "Sloppy Wizard"... poor bastard.

sloppy wizard by YOLOSWAG4204LIFE July 16, 2021