rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”

Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!

by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

Rusty Washington

The act of inserting a dollar bill into the anus of a suspecting or unsuspecting companion. The bill must not be rolled, but rather flattened against the ass and propelled by a pointed index finger (or middle for more depth), making the sides of the dollar stick out like a shuttlecock (badminton).

Rusty Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin are also acceptable terms.

Destiny wouldn't shut up about the alimony money, so I gave that ho 5 rusty franklins, 2 rusty jacksons and finished strong with a rusty washington.

by JoeStrato March 9, 2018

Rusty Abbott

To be a good guy with no worries and just live life regardless of what people think because you always win

He's so cool and just relaxed,he's so rusty abbott

by Lifechaser May 14, 2023

rusty jungle

A worn out ginger vagina covered in pubes and infested with living creatures such as crabs (lice)

Yo bruh, stay away from that bitch. She's got a straight up rusty jungle.

by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014

Rustyed

The epitome of getting absolutely fucked off to the point of death or worse.

I was saddened to learn that my uncle got rustyed today. He died too soon. RIP

by JoejoeballZ September 7, 2021

rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017