Like Egg Roll

Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.

Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!

Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll

Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"

Like Egg Roll by partytime23 January 23, 2011

Louisiana death-roll 

When engaging in missionary style intercourse you grab your partner in a bear hug and start spinning as fast as you can. similar to an alligator.

Last night was crazy that bitch put me in a Louisiana death-roll

Louisiana death-roll by akaidiot13 August 25, 2011

Rock 'n Roll Sandwich 

A figurative concept that refers to harnessing the greatness of Rock ‘n Roll and putting it into a tasty sandwich. Used to describe how awesome something is.

Hey man, did you see that I got Slayer to play in my basement? Hell Yeah! That’s a Rock 'n Roll Sandwich!

Rock 'n Roll Sandwich by Gorester November 20, 2011

Hairy Tootsie Roll 

The sex act of taking your dirty hairy underwear off while doggy-style and asking the woman if she wants a Hairy Tootsie Roll, the shoving your hairy skid mark underwear in her mouth.

Dude last night I gave my G/F a Hairy Tootsie Roll and she said she loved it!

Hairy Tootsie Roll by Snipedog22 January 23, 2013

bass drum roll 

A drumline tradition during which new bass drummers must stand on their heads while inside their harnesses being held up by their drums. After this they are officially part of the marching band. (Filming is optional but highly recommended.)

Shannon: Hey Jack get over here!
Jack: *starts walking*
Shannon: PUT ON YOUR BASS DRUM! NOW!
Jack: *scared* ok... *puts on drum*
Shannon: *pushes Jack onto the ground head first and makes him do a bass drum roll*
*Pat walks over and starts filming*
Jack: Are you filming yet?
Pat: No not yet
*This continues for two minutes*

bass drum roll by Russian_Tinkerbell October 31, 2013

Dusty Tootsie Roll 

When you cover your partners chest in baby powder and then defecate into the powder. The result is a piece of feces covered in baby powder. A Dusty Tootsie Roll.

I saw a video where Paris Hilton got a dusty Tootsie Roll.

Dusty Tootsie Roll by Dr. McDoctorson June 5, 2015

parker house roll 

You are making a parker house roll and you cum into the dough and don't tell anyone else except for your grandmother. You then serve the roll at Thanksgiving dinner.

My grandmother used to make parker house rolls.

Honey, why do the parker house rolls taste funny?

parker house roll by Jacob Nicaragua February 2, 2016