House potato

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

Undercooked Baked Potato

noun

(1) slang for virgin

Hey @CG04 you're an undercooked baked potato

by stufdcrw February 25, 2021

potato

otatop backwards

otatop is backwards for potato
no its a musical band you fucking dumbass

by wawakook August 6, 2023

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016

electrocuted potato

An uncooked potato because you can't cook a potato by electrocuting it.

"This potato tastes raw."
"No, it's an electrocuted potato, and therefore it is cooked."

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022

potato

comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.

'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'

by pot-ay-to November 11, 2012

Potato

Potatoes are the best thing to ever exist.

Boy 1: yo aren't potatoes the best.
Boy 2: I don't like potatoes.
Boy 1: man you a bitch

by Yourmomsmyh0e October 18, 2022