Valentino’s Pizza and Deli

Simply the best pizza around …cooked, or take-n-bake. If you want a crisp, fresh salad, look no further!

Him: “What do you feel like for dinner?”
Them: “Something delicious”
Him: “oh, that’s easy, Valentino’s Pizza and Deli!”

by Pizza King 805 November 23, 2021

Boneless Pizza

LEMME GET UHHHHH BONELESS PIZZA WIT A 2L COKE. FUCK KINDA PIZZA? AND 2L MACHINE BROKE, WE GOT A 1 L DOE...FUCK YOU MEAN B...IGHT LOOK GIVE ME A PIZZA FRESH NO VEGETABLES AND REMEMBER...BONELESS. HOW CAN PIZZA BE BONELESS? BRUH JUST DON'T PUT THEM SHITS IN MY PIZZA! JUST TELL ME HOW THE FUCK PIZZA CAN BE BONELESS. SO YOU GOT BONES IN YA SHIT THEN. nah. SO WHATS THE PROBLEM??? DICKHEAD!!!

Can i get uhhhh....BONELESS PIZZA wit a 2l coke?

by Oliad July 19, 2017

Pizza pockets

It's / I'm all good

Hey bro you ok

Yeah bro I'm pizza pockets

by Suspicious yam February 25, 2025

pizza

a circle of pineapple

''Pineapple belongs on pizza''

by sazdfcgvhjkl September 7, 2022

Hoe Pizza

The hoeiest pizza, for hoes, Dominos.

If you sell pussy or ass, there's a Dominos box nearby. Guaranteed.

A few more sucked dicks and I'll be able to afford a hoe pizza for dinner.

by RedlegCVMA January 31, 2021

Yura Pizza

Telling people that they are a piece of shit, but with extra steps.

Little Jimmy: Knock Knock.
Bobert: Who’s there?
LJ: Yura Pizza.
Bobert: Yura Pizza who?
LJ: YURA PIZZA SHIT BOBERT, YOU STOLE MY PORN STASH

by Just Your Average Internet Boi September 7, 2021

fluffy pizza

A sassy,gangsta women!
She is hot.She is sexy.
She wears glass,that will make you fall for her ass.
She got a pure heart,and spreads happiness as fart!

There's Fluffy pizza!

by AnonymousGod69 September 26, 2019