bring on the piss

To start a fight or brawl.

Brad wishes someone would bring on the piss

by pr0blem April 25, 2006

piss bucket

a temporary relive source that I make my ho drink out of after i'm done wit her

drink form this piss-bucket you skanky slut

by J-Dizzle September 29, 2003

piss kitten

whilst peeing, your excited kitten jumps from behind and through your golden stream up upon the loo seat, getting a good soaking. In homage to The Peep show's 'Piss Kidney'.

OMG, the shitten has jump though my piss and is soaked. the bloody piss kitten!!!

by zuface March 1, 2011

Piss Buggered

Something that is so hugely afoul & awry,it's totally PISS BUGGERED.

"I hate getting together with that scatterbrained neighbour of mine.Can never get the damn days or times right,or even remember to wipe her own A hole.Every fuckin time,it's utterly PISS BUGGERED!"

by Da SHit November 27, 2003

Ninja Piss

When one vertically climbs up a piss stall using his hands and legs with his junk hanging out, and pee pee as best as he can towards the direction of the yellow bowl. He would then release the grease with a very Asian karate chop sound, thus completing the Ninja Piss.

"dude, i heard the bathroom stalls are fucked"
"oh hell yeah nigga, Jimmy totally ninja pissed that shit like a pro asian G"

by ninjapisser January 29, 2009

piss mop

a mop used in public washrooms by fat ass janitors with tight pants and no hair left because they ripped it out and get to mop up peoples piss off the floor.

haha u r a piss mopper!

by Fat Tits Fart September 4, 2005

piss pound

To total demolish a woman's vagina or rectal cavity. To obliterate complete sensation in either orphace. To make her never want to have sex because the pain is so bad it would be like taking a 30 lbs shit.

by Vince March 21, 2003