A Mike pickle bum is an extremely hard find. You should recognise one by his hairy chest and big doe eyes. A Mike pickle bum is very loving and caring and if you should find one, love him with all your heart because you won't find another. A Mike pickle bum loves to travel and explore the world. You should prepare yourself for adventure and potentially sleeping rough occasionally. A Mike pickle bum loves to be on the look out for treasure as well and will probably idolise Indiana Jones. However through all of his travels and stories he has to share, he adores snuggling up on sofas with a good film and a cat asleep on his lap. A Mike pickle bum will treat you so well and love you forever. He will make you giggle and cuddle you rotten. He will surprise you and treat you to surprisingly good lasagnas. A Mike pickle bum is the most special thing you will ever meet.
"I met a Mike pickle bum!" She whispered gleefully.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
"No! That's wonderful!" Her friend exclaimed through gritted teeth, the deep shade of green envy flushing through her cheeks.
by Lady Fairy May 27, 2016
Get the mike pickle bummug. When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away
by Toolbox123 December 7, 2017
Get the Pickle Shit Facedmug. Hitler had a be-a-pickle personality.
Osama Bin Laden, a be-a-pickleish man, caused misery.
A be-a-pickleish leader was Napolean Bonaparte I.
Osama Bin Laden, a be-a-pickleish man, caused misery.
A be-a-pickleish leader was Napolean Bonaparte I.
by CoolPickle February 23, 2013
Get the Be-a-picklemug. by DisasterWeenie August 17, 2019
Get the Touching Picklesmug. by Heluvsko December 20, 2022
Get the Whatever seasons your picklemug. When someone slips a Gurken up your backside and slaps your ass so hard that pickle relish comes out.
by Machinegun Mike June 22, 2021
Get the pickle backmug.