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Poked in the p-hole

This is when you get the 'clap' from your girlfriend after she hung out with the Band boys in Peoria. She was 'poked in the p-hole' numerous times by the band....one who had the clap (now all of them have the clap). The boyfriend of this groupie then had sex with her, 'poked in the p-hole' caused his penis to drip...
My friend, Fredo, got the clap (gonorrea) from his girlfriend Linda'. They had make-up sex after she had sex with the boys in the band in Peoria who had all done the freaky deed, "poked in the p-hole," to her. Fredo had a drippy dick from fucking Linda, he had "poked her in the p-hole" only to get this uncomfortable drip!
by BadMoFo1999 November 29, 2011
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p driddy

p driddy was made up by lil jon and his crunk friends its sorta like punchdrunk (gettin punched or in a fight wen ur drunk)but iz cooler n newer
dang dat dudez p driddy. hez gettin smoked out der.
by lilnachoz December 23, 2004
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P Dub Staxx

Illusion of grandeur fat boy with an affinity for 10 slice bologna sandwiches with ketchup and "fluffy women".
Yo, P Dub Staxx was inhaling sandwich stacks and mackin' on the fluff's.
by John John the Madman March 30, 2009
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el-p

Somehow he is allowed to produce music by hitting cats with a drum machine.
"damn did you hear that new El-p track, someone should call PETA on that trucker hat poser"
by JEsuhs July 26, 2008
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V to da P

A term used to describe the V shaped area on a fit woman just below the stomach. Points towards the womans vanaynay hence the P.
Check out that girl with the low rise pants!!! She's rockin' the V to da P man!!!
by Smacky McFlipJ July 21, 2008
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T P D

When you have a two inch penis and it doesnt look like its getting any bigger.
TPD stands for Tiny Penis Disease
My friend Pete got pantsed in gym and everyone found out about his TPD. its really small
by johavon May 13, 2005
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P&O Session

A sexual encounter of the Roll on Roll off kind, performed by selfish/incompetent lovers. A bit like the P&O ferry.
Eric Pickles excitedly wheezed his way up the stairs. Tonight was his weekly P&O session with Mrs Pickles...with Mars bars for after...
by triffidsfortea September 8, 2012
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