Kevin proper

Kevin proper is properly Kevin.

Kevin proper is quite proper.

by KevinProper October 13, 2023

Kevin

He is the best no matter what. He may try to tell other people that they are the best, but don’t listen to him. There will never be better.

Kevin is not only the Side Pocket Master, but he’s also just the fuckin’ best.

by 100percentnotlauren October 21, 2021

Kevining

The act of what a Kevin does.

The little boy said. "Look mom that is a Kevin kevining

by TheBestKaydenceEver1214 January 13, 2023

SHUT UP KEVIN!!!

It is Devin and nicks pronoun when kevin comes up

Kevin: Is that your girlfriend😏
Devin and nick: SHUT UP KEVIN!!!

by Fans of jung kook June 5, 2022

Kevin

Mostly drives the long route to every destination so he can avoid more work. Favorite phrases are "not today", "programming", "well I have to stop at the shop", "I have to suck it off the panel". Goes to service calls and orders parts weeks or months later and then gives those parts to other techs, so they can start his job over from the beginning, to find out the parts are wrong.

Don't be a Kevin

by IvoryMike80 May 8, 2024

Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.

Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."

by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021

Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023