Something that would go on everyone’s trophy wall if they ever got their hands on it. Just a strand of the hair would release all of the cum in all men in a 50 mile radius. women want to have all of the seggs with anyone who has John’s hair
Oh man your pants have so much cum in them!
I know I just saw John’s Hair
Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it
Omg same. Want to have seggs?
Ok
I know I just saw John’s Hair
Oh shit I just nutted to the thought of it
Omg same. Want to have seggs?
Ok
by my_name_is_max January 29, 2021
Get the John’s Hairmug. by Lee Thargic August 20, 2023
Get the John and Gailmug. Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.
"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."
by emoapple December 8, 2019
Get the John Gomezmug. 
A John P is the type of friend to stay back when his friend ties they're shoe, most importantly, only a John P would be able to kill someone with his Monster Dong - The type of guy that wouldn't brag about it too much either.
John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
John P is the funny guy in the group, his sense of humour could almost make anyone happier.
by Ashley knode May 28, 2020
Get the John Pmug. by Pastakatt June 18, 2022
Get the John Mockmug. a young english teacher. He is a simp, handsome teacher, and very lazy. He never gives homework because he is to lazy to grade it.
by John Bridges 123 February 4, 2020
Get the John Bridgesmug.