Steve Jobs

The creator of apple and someone who changed the world immensely

Steve jobs changed the world

by Bob Michael June 12, 2017

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E-job

Using camsoda's new bluetooth fleshlight to get a virtual blowjob from a camgirl.

Bruh, i just got the best fucking e-job on camsoda.

by Lax_craft1 November 18, 2016

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coon job

A person who's attitude towards life is that of a dirty minority.

Also, a person who is being a dickface.

Not to be confused with the sexual act of having sex with a moon cricket.

"Stop being a coon job"
"Hey, look at that coon job over there"
"You know what, i really wish you weren't such a coon job."

by gangmemberjackson June 29, 2009

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Strim job

The sexual act of using a novelty child's crocodile grabber to nibble the anus.

"Oo my ass looks like a Japanese flag after last nights strim job" said Ellie.

by heykevin June 2, 2015

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A swash job or (swashi job) is another name for a rim job or licking some ass. Unlike a rim job, a swash or (swashi job) is licking the ass thoroughly and really clean and with a lot of vigor and enthusiasm.

I went to Jessie's house and really gave her a good swash job last night when I was out drinking.

by allhours October 22, 2011

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Encore Job

A new way for male sexual enjoyment - just get someone (or you) to clap once (really powerful clap) on your penis.

Also known as a clap job.

Guy: I'm not in the mood for a blowjob.
Girl: Handjob?
Guy: Nah.

Girl: Then what do you want?
Guy: Encore job.
Girl: Wha-?
Guy: Just clap on my penis and cover your ears with your arms.

by ROFLcopturds March 1, 2010

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