Harvesting The Night Clams

The act of having sex with more then one loose prostitute at night, usually resulting in an STD.

Hey did you hear about Lenny, he was harvesting the night clams.

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Rat on jack night

When you are with family or friends and they start insulting you without knowing it to your face.

Aunt- Man, Bob needs eat better
Grandma- Ya I know, he looks so pale
Bob- Hey guys this isn't Rat On Jack Night

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The poor student version of the wealthy high class fancy party.

Ahh fuck yeah goon and coon night cant wait to get all up in that coon!!

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When two couples cuddle in the same room in different beds while watching a movie.

My roommate and I are both having boys over... so it's double cuddle night!

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When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

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When a person gets a Little Ceasar's Hot and Ready pizza and eats it all by themselves in a single sitting.

"I was feeling bad for myself so I stayed home and had a Detroit date night, now please go get me some toilet paper."

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"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"

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