michael bolton 

The source of all that is evil. In cahoots with Randall Flagg and to a lesser extent Fiona's Dad and Pierce Brosnan. Has been around since the beggining of time and fought in both world wars and the zulu wars of africa.
Father to Jeff Bolton, of which he is deeply embaressed. Is one of the founding members of the 'Legion of Evil': along with :
Randall Flagg
Fiona's Dad
Pierce Brosnan.
Has been known to be eccentric in his britishness and is also been known to shout "Huzzah". Constantly in battle with Pete Doherty of the 'League of Good'.

Michael Bolton demands total world domination, complete obedience and a cup of tea and a barley sandwich. And one for Fiona's Dad. Cut into Triangles. With Mustard.

michael bolton by Jay, John and Chris June 10, 2006

michael jordan 

Referred to a marijuana, giving that both of them in fact have the same initials when broken down (MJ)Michael Jordan, and (MJ) Mary Jane. Both also being the greatest all time. Michael becoming the greatest basketball player of all time, and Mary for being the greatest drug of all time

Ay let's all go get high and chill with Michael Jordan!

michael jordan by K-Tweezy July 31, 2006

Michael Jordan 

I agree with Willy Word above.
Jordan is also a golfing hustler's dream pigeon. Massive ego and tons of cold hard cash.
Jordan is a pitchman whore. He'll take the money and run for any crappy product that will pay him enough.

The Jordan I'll never forget is him hugging and kissing the TEAM Championship trophy while the rest of THE TEAM celebrated without the TEAM TROPHY.
Jordan's wife was the only person allowed to be with him, the wife he cheated on.
Bob Costas asked Jordan if she was his mother.

I'm Michael Jordan damm it. I carried my useless teammates on my back to all six of MY NBA trophies. I'm better than Bill Russell, who won 11 titles and 8 in a row, because I'm Michael "God Damm" Jordan.
(Bill Russell also Head Coached his team to the last two. Can anyone imagine Jordan coaching a NBA team, let alone to two world championships?)

Michael Jordan by Glenn N. July 30, 2008

michael thompson 

A basic boy that doesn't see him self as above everyone else. However he is the farthest from that! He is an arrogant sob that expect things to just come his way without much hardwork. He thinks he is the king of the world and everyone should bow down before him. He is an utter waste of life.

Wow, that guy is a asshole.

Nope, that's just Michael Thompson.

michael thompson by Leagueofbabes September 1, 2016

Michael Phelpsing 

the act of smoking marijuana

Dude, me and a couple of people are gonna go Michael Phelpsing after school. Wanna go?

Michael Phelpsing by xxshroomxx March 4, 2009

Michael Strahan 

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.

Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!

Michael Strahan by RedDan69 March 11, 2011

Michael Moore'd 

Becoming highly over-exposed, to the point of diminishing returns or where it backfires on you.

From a conversation overheard in a sushi restaurant, referring to the way Sascha Baron Cohen's movie "Bruno" tanked very quickly:

"I think he may have Michael Moore'd himself."

Michael Moore'd by Mr. Subliminal August 1, 2009