SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!

SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.

by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011

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cheesy lady

A lady of cheese who has a pink Afro

cheesy lady is pulling a Brandon

by Calamity.exe November 10, 2022

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Lady Josefina Gonzalez

A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".

A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.

Lady Josefina Gonzalez, Of Hildago County Was The First Royal Made Of Nationial Crown Made Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS On May 3, 2022 By KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA In Honor Of The Royal Nationial Crown Her Family Lineage Was Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2

That Is All.

A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".

A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.

by The Capitalizied KING Of USA. May 3, 2022

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Parrot lady

The kind of person that thinks other people will think she is funny or likeable even after having her husband killed (though she didn't have the balls to do it herself) by placing a parrot on her shoulder.

The parrot lady was the worst kind of weak person, the kind that would have somebody killed to prove she wasn't a weak person. That's worse than stabbing somebody numerous times like Ezra McCanless did to prove she wasn't a weak person, though any weak person that would kill to prove that he/she wasn't a weak person is the worst kind of weak person. If only the weak males didn't get most of the spotlight, the rest of us could give credit to all weak people equally instead of just half, once the rest of us no longer feel too intimidated by females to say the bad things about them that they would be quick to say about males to insult or disrespect them.

by The Original Agahnim January 21, 2022

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