pump and dump

When there isn't enough time for full out sex, time only allows for a pump and dump. Also known as a quickie or a nooner.

Him: Girl - I'm horny as hell.
Her: I have a million things to do today - like I literally have twelve minutes.
Him: I only need five (wink wink)
Her: (after it's over) Sorry for the pump and dump but I got to go.

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 27, 2021

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Park Dump

When having to take a dump at a strange place, particularly Disneyland

In such a hurry to get to Disneyland early in the morning, had to take a park dump

by Darth Dragonzord July 28, 2024

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8 day dump

The appearance that someone has taken a huge shit. Specifically in reference to baggy clothes.

Those jeans looks like he took an 8 day dump in em.

by Juice delhagen April 19, 2022

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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.

Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.

by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

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Dump truck

A court appointed attorney. Usually they are inept and ineffective as counsel due to huge caseloads and the fact that they are working on salary

Having no money to hire an attorney, the superior court judge assigned a dump truck to represent me.

by Chisholm Factory October 7, 2022

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Backpack Dump

When you take someone’s backpack, take a dump in it and bring it back without them knowing.

**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.

**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**

Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump

by Trappa-keepa May 14, 2018

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