Dad

Something you don't have

Tell your dad. Wait nevermind

by Mrs Kate Peterson December 29, 2022

Dad

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

by gay_toaster March 1, 2022

Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.

"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"

by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019

ur dad lesbian

slightly worse then ur mom gay

hey Allen ur dad lesbian get shot in the foot

by anonymous March 7, 2022

uni youth dad

A dad who is over the age of 35 and still wears matching tracksuits and snapbags like his children.

A uni youth dad is the kind of dad who wears the same clothes as his children or the youth or the world, he tends to wear SnapBacks, matching brand tracksuits and had grey beard and no hair but the SnapBacks cover the hair and you see greys.

by PrincessP11 June 2, 2022

pulled a my dad

It's when someone leaves for a dumb reason or they just disappear without you knowing.

Kevin pulled a my dad before practice.

by thisguynoonecaresabout March 8, 2017

ur dad is women

Use when you about to win an argument with random dude and when you about to win but he/she said : your mom
quickly use ''your mom is men'''. But if he/she said : your dad then quickly spam " your dad is women" and if he still trying to win about that argument, be like me. Tell him : "I have segg with your dad ass" and now you win the argument for 100% sure

random dude : your mom
your self : your mom is men
random dude : your dad

you : your dad is women
random dude : crying

by Sadly_f September 21, 2021