The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 21, 2021
by cyclopentane June 27, 2023
Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.
by Lugzy_yt November 02, 2019
When Mark found videos of his wife Jessie having an affair he quickly found himself Jealousy Wanking.
by IndiLee November 09, 2023
by DA_UD December 01, 2021
To masterbait while holding in a piss, meaning when you bust the piss leaks down your dick like hot lava
by Amcgirr February 12, 2025