Destination Fucked

A woman smashes herself with beercans on top of a roof, tries to be Tony Hawk, fails, passes out, a kid gives her the finger, meanwhile there's a fire going on and there's also a fat pig

She got a one-way ticket to destination fucked after messing that up horribly

by SupremeDelta November 29, 2018

all fucking honky tonk man

To attack with a guitar.

Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

by TheFleeceMan September 20, 2019

token fuck

Token fuck is when you get token fucked in your asshole by James Charles leaving a token shape in your ass

Holy shit that squirrel just got token fucked so hard

by Hitlers_Favorite_Jew ✡️ November 2, 2021

Stupid Fucking Dumbass

Cecilia

"fuck you cecilia, stupid fucking dumbass"

by ceciliaisadumbass March 19, 2022

I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese

A holy saying originating in mid-late 1700s during the American Revolution, George Washington famously said to Alexander Hamilton “I’m making fucking Mac N Cheese Alex now stop rapping”. The Rouxls Kaard has been dubbed the Lord of Mac N Cheese ever since his debut as a Mac N Cheese Krafter in the late 1990s.

Person of high power: I’M MAKING FUCKING MAC N CHEESE, AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!
Subject: Ok sire, continue with the Krafting

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

fuck rustler

A Jeremy Gaccetta at Ty’s Beer Olympic Party.

Get out of that chicken house you fuck rustler! Beasteality son of a bitch.

by Fuck Rustling Champ #1 August 14, 2021

Inception Fucked

Passing out wasted, and waking up on edibles.

I forgot I ate that weed brownie, now I’m Inception Fucked!

by Keri Romeo January 25, 2019