Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

Fuck up

The exact opposite of SAFIYYAH SHEIKH

Safiyyah: I’m a fuck up
Everyone else: YOURE THE EXACT OPPOSITE

by Oansdhrbrbeiwowsjnx February 22, 2019

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.

Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"

by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019

Fuck Brain

An individual affected with autism or autism spectrum disorder.

“Where is Timmy?”
“Oh, he’s in the SPED class with the other fuck brains.”

by AnalFision March 19, 2024

FLM fuck like me

Fuck like me and get second best

FLM Fuck like me

by Ynotlux19 February 18, 2021

Fuck

Fuck

Fuck

by 1wankbank August 15, 2024

hairy fuck

Where someone who has a giant mustache licks someone out.

-Oi mate, I had a hairy fuck last night.
-Damn!

by CheekyPopcorn69 September 7, 2016