“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”
by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023
Get the Care Fuckmug. A metric fuck ton it worth about double a shit ton give or take. Used when describing something of mass quantity.
Bad: damn man I pulled my back I was lifting a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
Good: damn man I pulled this guys back when he was lifting me up I weigh a metric fuck ton
by Melk Man February 12, 2019
Get the Metric fuck tonmug. Mark entered the Apartment as his Girlfriend Jessica looked at him, with lust, as Jessica would have walked up to him, swaying her hips and licking her hips aggressively, as he said "Oh yeah.. what are you looking at on your phone.. huh? Marky?"
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
Jesssica looked at Mark who was looking at his phone. Jessica looked at marks phone and realized he was looking at Urban Dictionary Sex Stories. She sighed and said. "I want to break up. You've done it again."
Mark is now an idiot loser with no friends, no gyatt and no rizz.
by ImAlwaysSoTired August 17, 2024
Get the Sex Story FUCKINGmug. me: hi
you: hi
me: i have the cancer
you :ok
me: and the corona
you : lets be friends !!!
THE FUCKING LOGIC IS HERE IMAO BOIS
you: hi
me: i have the cancer
you :ok
me: and the corona
you : lets be friends !!!
THE FUCKING LOGIC IS HERE IMAO BOIS
by im gonna harddictionnaryourass February 22, 2020
Get the THE FUCKING LOGICmug. When you love someone so much knowing they'll never return that love for you. You love that person so unconditionally that you don't care how they treat you. The person you love knows it. The person loves only the power he/she has over you. The person toys with you because he/she knows how easy it is to get you. The moment you get enough power to let go, the person pulls you back in.
by CallMeMaybe3435 June 3, 2021
Get the Love Fuckedmug. When your driving (though could also be walking or biking, etc.) and the person in front of you slows down so you end up their ass or also if you’re going slow and someone comes up right behind you. In either case, they snail fucking you.
“This dude in front of us is driving so slow!”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
“I know bro, he’s snail fucking you.”
OR
“This driver behind me been snail fucking me for the last three miles.”
“Then speed up stupid.”
by PapooseSwampy February 25, 2024
Get the Snail Fuckingmug. by Cjk April 20, 2024
Get the spook fuckingmug.