Get your Shad on

To waste large amounts of time at work by discussing completely mindless, non-work related matters with colleagues. Originally applied when the interruption was unwelcome, but now commonly used for all extended non-work related discussions in the office.

"Do you actually have anything work-related to discuss, or did you just come here to get your Shad on?"
"No, I just came here to get my Shad on."

by Thegabmeister October 14, 2008

Clam your tits

To ask someone to keep their egos in check.

Dude: Man i'm looking guuddd today.
Me: Dude, clam your tits, seriously.

by Noel K July 13, 2011

flex on your ex

Upgrade from the previous relationship. Meaning the new significant other must be more attractive, successful, wealthier, smarter and better in bed.

You are about to flex on your ex with your new bae.

by Dutchess of Chicago August 21, 2017

Sick to your pants

You have diarrhea

Oh, phew ... were you just sick to your pants ?

by moonchild2C March 6, 2010

Yell Your Mind

The idea that vocal and frequent expression of your opinions and ideologies should be the default and is the most healthy state of any individual.

Man on the sidewalk: THE WORLD IS ENDING IN 2012!

Man in car: Yell your mind!

by Spozzy January 9, 2011

Flubbing Your Nuts

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.

Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

by TheOriginalFlubber April 17, 2011

Use your coconut

1) Making wise decisions ( informal)

2) Ponder and mull over before reaching a decision

3) The act of reminding someone to think with an educated and sophisticated mind before giving ideas or commencing on something (sarcastic tone)

1) Mark should learn to use his coconut before foolishly making impolite comments regarding Amy's espouse with a meager-earning taxi driver.

2) " Use your coconut, John!",John's boss bellowed at the top of his voice when John naively wrote an economics essay for his marketing project.

by Reno Glavictoz September 4, 2010