Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

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waffle bait

Bar fishing older man that is attractive to older women in suburban bars.

That old dude is waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

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waffle trot

To trot whilst carrying a mattress on your back

That waffle trotting bastard is making off with mattress again

by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017

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Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

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A sexual position with two people on a ladder one upside down and the other one with a pop tart in their anus then you put a rush hour 2 cd in the Xbox on repeat then they feed each other waffles with their feet then you dump a 55 gallon drum of tartar sauce on the floor then they have a nude break dancing battle against Bob and Shirley from the old folks home when you finish by making it a butt pop tart sandwich

Hey babe, invite uncle Terry and aunt Jimbo over so we can have A Nigerian waffle iron

by The big mamma t June 10, 2023

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