An African American female that has mostly white male friends and identifies as one of the bros and supports their 'quiet' misogyny and racism.
She used to be captain of the neighborhood softball team, but that Uncle Tom Boy is too good for us since she went off to college.
by Captain Rockso May 19, 2022

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.
creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!
by liamwh November 2, 2019

Tom Knox, a man who is commonly mistaken for a player he has too much game and cant keep the pussy off of him.
by Beerfungi December 19, 2022

A flaming homosexual who wants to shove his tiny penis inside absolutely everything in sight but is held back by a straghit 90 year old ex prostitute
by Bumwholeboy June 24, 2018

Time-Of-(the)-Month
by anonymous January 20, 2024

by Always carry a cryon when trav April 29, 2024
