A potato is a person who is lazy, potatoes are the meaning of life . Sometimes potatoes like to to sleep, eat or game. Potatoes are the best people ever.
by Potato man18726 January 5, 2021
Get the Potato mug.Primarily describes the potato-like countenance of a mid-Ford van but can be extended to first and third gen also.
by Dignitiondead February 23, 2021
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Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
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Get the blob potato mug.Someone who is not very comfortable with interacting with people. However, they are often very nice and once you get to know them, you know they’re a friend for life
“Why is that girl so quiet and weird?”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”
“She’s not weird, she’s a potato, don’t you ever say that about my potato-friend again.”
by Seilenna August 1, 2019
Get the Potato mug.Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
by Potato Worshiper August 3, 2020
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