Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

John Yonker

The act of being a epic gamer

You are such a John Yonker

by The epic gamer69420 November 22, 2019

john caquimbo

Fine AF! Very shy.Has good looks.Is close to his friends so pretty much a small circle.He is soo sensitive but caring.Also Caquimbo is a Colombian last name.John is a hebrew name.is hella fine and has a big dick.

oh yeah he's a John Caquimbo

by ohyeahyeah123.123 April 5, 2019

John Wyatt

A boy who is a redneck, loves sports, and is really smart. Not the nicest person and can be very annoying. Not very handsome but can still impress you.

John Wyatt is really athletic

by MyBestFriendAlex April 6, 2019

john hines

He is the goat, grinds on the off days and he is committed to Alabama. Everyone wants to be like him, but you can’t because he is John Hines

Woah that kid is sick and very cool; He must be a john hines.John hines is a icon-living and will never not be one

by Mccrobie December 1, 2019

John P'ing

To drive trucks, and or fuck fat bitcges

I was with my friend and he was totally John P'ing

by Tdubxxx December 4, 2019

John Gomez

Guitarist for Twin XL. A gay icon that drinks a lot of iced coffee. He's very energetic, probably because of all the iced coffee. Wears a lot of Vans and probably lives in a Topman store. He's a very spinny boy on stage, and on the occasion chews furiously on guitar picks. If you ever encounter a wild John Gomez, feel free to compliment his pants. He loves pants.

"That dude's come back for like 4 iced coffees, is he gonna be ok?"
"Yea, that's just John Gomez. Pretty sure he hasn't slept for like 3 days."

by emoapple December 8, 2019