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john whit

Sexy as heck. The lady’s man, he always gets the girls with his sexy hair, and his curvy body.
by Lewis McRight May 6, 2018
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John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021
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John-spawn

Your mother being a prostitute

To be the son or daughter of a John
"What the hell would you know?, You're a f**king John-spawn"
by Jamesalberta December 10, 2008
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john hayden

JFH, John Fucking Hayden. Born February 14, 1995. The Yale Grail. Super smarty pants that went to Yale for some sort of biological sciences bullshit. He's pretty cool, real nice hair. #40 on the Chicago Blackhawks. Scored his first NHL goal on March 18, 2017 against the Toronto Maple Leafs off a great pass by Jonathan Toews.
Person 1: did you see that new photo of john hayden
Person 2: he's out here lookin' like a damn snack
by G. E. A. June 17, 2017
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John Leone

A phrase used to describe someone with a Ego so big but yet they are a complete moron. Don't have such a big john leone.
He wanted to create his vison and image but he is so egotesticle and doesn't know how to do anything that everything he touches fails at some point and he pulls a John Leone
by hjjjoJOE Cikola June 16, 2018
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john milkman

Wheres John Milkman?
by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018
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Solomon john

Solomon John a man with honour and humor and the same time, he trusts people and doesn't give up on them even in their darkest times, he finds hope for others. He's the best person you could hope for as a friend and as a life partner and if his initial starts with "P" MARRY HIM....
PS: he's straight
Man ur lucky, ur friend is the SOLOMON JOHN
by THEE WRITER November 24, 2021
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