Big dick

Something I don't have

Your right!

Having a big dick isn't possible

by Orangegobbler March 19, 2021

Dick of Death

A penis of such awesome size, dimension, and performability that even straight boys are in awe of it.

Tommy Lee, Ron Jeremy,and John Holmes(RIP), now THOSE are Dick of Death men.

by Predatory Male II May 2, 2010

surf dick

When the head of your dick gets sore from lying on your surfboard too long waiting for the next set.

I surfed so long today, I got surf dick. A good blow job will make it feel better.

by maverickbluer1 October 27, 2007

dick maneuver

An action that is performed that is either a terrible decision or a wrong decision. Usually made by a dick or asshole.

F: Kim didn't give us our damn award.
D: That's a dick maneuver.

by Batost August 7, 2008

Pepper Dick

A very bright red uncircumcised penis. Mainly people with the name Matt have this, but applies to all boys.

Pepper Dick can also be used as an insult meaning that person is a dumbass, slap dick, useless to life, and/or a complete waste of space.

Hey yo Casey your such a pepper dick, I cant believe you did that to Luis!

Matt, did your parents ever tell you that you had a Pepper Dick?

by Stoogies3 November 5, 2019

dick fart

Usually a male, ignorant retard, who is over confident and is a tool.

Justin Biber is a dick fart

by TahTah October 25, 2010

slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003