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letting the otters out for a swim 

SHITTING nothing more,nothing less,JUST SHITTING!!!!!!!!!
read the above you thick cunts!(letting the otters out for a swim)

the only un-crusty burger 

the one guy thats unlike all the rest
Mykalya: omg hes soooo cute!!
Abby: yeah he's the only un-crusty burger
the only un-crusty burger by abbyw January 27, 2009

The old titcomb 

First mentioned by Conan O'brien on April 8, 2011.

A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.

Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.
"He gave her the old titcomb"

"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"

"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".
The old titcomb by JCmcgill April 26, 2011

the one-eyed snake

Slang for a man's nether regions, the family jewel
I charmed the one-eyed snake a while ago.
the one-eyed snake by virgwith December 24, 2013

juicing the orange 

During the act of love, where more than 2 parties are present, "juicing the orange" refers to a process whereby partner A female straddles partner B male, while partner C gender not important turns partner A around and around in a circular motion while maintaining genito/genito contact at all times. A "grinding" motion is the desired result.
Holy hell, I'm red raw; I spent all last night juicing the orange with your mum and dad

crotch of the old man 

He's always such a mean bastard, a total crotch of the old man type.