"how's that nut leech scott?"
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."
"eh, ok i guess, i keep turning her down, but i swear she wants my nuts."
by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009
Get the Nut Leech mug.Nut udders are the udders that descend from ones nuts after prolonged periods of having people be "all up on your nuts". They are similar to cow udders in that people could in fact suckle them but unlike cow udders they produce no milk for nourishment. The sole purpose of nut udders are to serve as a comforting sensation for those that are constantly all up on your nuts.
Mel: So have you seen that new movie yet? Everyone seems to be saying it is good but I am wondering if it's just because they have met the writer.
Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.
Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
Becca: I don't know I haven't seen it but I've been hearing mixed reviews.
Mel: Yeah me too. I think it's just because they are all nursing from his nut udders.
by sweet_melissa79 February 7, 2013
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Get the Chocolate Nut mug.Ha! You thought I was going to say cumming, well here we go: Busting nuts is when you take a hammer and destroy a peanut. TAKE THAT!
by Unclecucumber April 3, 2020
Get the Busting nuts mug.When you think you're going to shoot a massive cum blast during masturbation or sex, but end up having a very weak and unsatisfying orgasm. This event typically ends with the pre nutter's penis emitting a weak semen stream as they lose their erection.
Leonardo: Hey man, yesterday I was really getting into beating my meat, but I pre nutted and ruined it.
Tom: That sucks bro.
Tom: That sucks bro.
by Judge105 May 23, 2016
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''What the fuck Richard''
''What the fuck Richard''
by Captain Noot Noot January 19, 2019
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